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Hola, por desgracia no es un chiste, cruda realidad :confused:

�Problemas con las matem�ticas..........?

Por eso estamos como estamos: neuronas perezosas...

La semana pasada compr� un producto que cost� 158 �. Le di a la cajera 200 � y busqu� en el bolsillo 8 � para evitar recibir m�s monedas.
La cajera tom� el dinero y se qued� mirando la m�quina registradora, aparentemente sin saber qu� hacer.
Intent� explicarle que ella ten�a que darme un billete de 50 � de vuelta, pero ella no se convenci� y llam� al gerente para que la ayudara.
Ten�a l�grimas en sus ojos mientras que el gerente intentaba explicarle lo que ella, aparentemente, continuaba sin entender.
�Por qu� cuento esto?
Porque me di cuenta de la evoluci�n de la ense�anza en las matem�ticas desde 1950, que fue as�:


1) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 1950:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 pts . El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es igual a 4/5 del precio de la venta. �Cu�l es la ganancia?

2) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 1970:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 pts . El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es igual al 80% del precio de la venta. �Cu�l es la ganancia?

3) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 1980:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 pts . El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es de 80 pts . �Cu�l es la ganancia?

4) Ense�anza de matem�ticas modernas en 1985:
Un le�ador cambia un carro "P" de le�a por un conjunto "M" de monedas.
El cardinal del conjunto "M" es igual a 100. y cada elemento vale 1.
Dibuja 100 puntos gordos que representen los elementos del conjunto "M". El conjunto "F" de los gastos de producci�n comprende 80 puntos gordos del conjunto "M".
Representa el conjunto F como subconjunto del conjunto "M", estudia cu�l ser� su uni�n y su intersecci�n, y da respuesta a la cuesti�n siguiente:
�Cu�l es el cardinal del conjunto "B" de los beneficios?
Dibuja "B" con color rojo.

5) Ense�anza L O G S E :
Un le�ador vende un carro de le�a por un importe de 100 pts . Los gastos de producci�n se elevan a 80 pts , y el beneficio es de 20 pts .
Actividad: subraya la palabra "le�a" y discute sobre ella con tu compa�ero

6) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 1990:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 pts . El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es de 80 pts . Escoja la respuesta correcta, que indica la ganancia:
( 20 pts ) ( 40 pts ) ( 60 pts ) ( 80 pts ) ( 100 pts ).

7) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 2000:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 �. El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es de 80 �. La ganancia es de 20 �.
�Es correcto?
(Si) (No).

8) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 2008:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 �. El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es de 80 �.
Si Ud. sabe leer coloque una X en los 20� que representan la ganancia.
(20 �) (40 �) (60 �) (80 �) (100 �).

9) Ense�anza de matem�tica curso 2009/10:
No hay que preocuparse si no saben responder el ejercicio anterior: llevar�n a los profesores a la Oficina de Supervisi�n del Ministerio de Educaci�n y les exigir�n, a los profesores, repetir la prueba en vista de que la pregunta es de alta dificultad.
Adem�s, tambi�n se puede utilizar, como elemento de apoyo, chuletas, libro o cualquier m�todo o sistema para copiar en el examen sin que por ello sea expulsado de dicho examen ni suspendido, ya que, seg�n la Universidad de Sevilla, est�n en su derecho.

salud :brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hasta ahora pensaba que la peor frase que te puede decir una t�a es: "Tenemos que hablar...". Pero no, la peor frase que te pueden decir es: "yo tambi�n te quiero... pero solo como amigo".


Eso significa que para ella t� eres el m�s simp�tico del mundo, el que mejor la escucha, el mas enrollado... pero que no va a salir contigo.

Va a salir con un impresentable que s�lo quiere acostarse con ella.

Eso s�, cuando el otro le haga una putada, te llamar� a ti para pedirte consejo. Es como si vas a buscar trabajo y te dicen: "Se�or Motos, es usted la persona id�nea para el puesto, el que mejor vitae tiene, el m�s preparado... pero no le vamos a contratar. Vamos a coger a un incompetente. Eso s�, cuando la cague,�le podr�amos llamar a usted para que nos saque del l�o?"

Me pregunto, �qu� he hecho mal? Hemos ido al cine, nos hemos re�do, hemos pasado horas tomando caf�... �A partir de qu� caf� nos hicimos amigos? �Del quinto? �Del sexto? Joder, eso se avisa. �uno menos, y ahora me estar�a acostando con ella!

Para ellas un amigo se rige por las mismas normas que un Tampax: puedes ir a la piscina con �l, montar a caballo, bailar... Lo �nico que no puedes hacer con �l es tener relaciones sexuales.

Es que si lo piensas... Si para una t�a considerarte "su amigo" consiste en arruinar tu vida sexual, �Qu� har� con sus enemigos? A mi me parece muy bien que seamos amigos, lo que no entiendo es por qu� no podemos "follar como amigos".

Yo creo que la amistad entre hombre y mujeres no existe, porque si existiera, se sabr�a. Lo que ocurre es que cuando ella te dice que te quiere s�lo como amigo, para ella significa eso y punto. Pero para ti no. Para ti significa que si una noche est�is en la playa, ella se emborracha, hay luna llena, se han alineado los planetas y meteorito amenaza la Tierra... �A lo mejor consigues enrollarte con ella!

Por eso tragas, porque nunca pierdes la esperanza. �Qu� se l�a con Oscar? Pues ya romper�... cuando lo hace, t� atacas con la t�cnica de "consolador": "No llores, el Oscar ese es un chulo. T� te mereces algo mejor, un t�o que te comprenda, un t�o que sepa estar ah� cuando lo necesitas... Que sea bajito, que sea casta�o, que no sea muy guapo, que se llame Javier... como yo".

Al menos, siendo amigo puedes meter ciza�a para eliminar competencia. Es la t�cnica del "gusano miserable". Cuando ella te dice: - Ay, que majo es Paco, �verdad? �Paco? Es muy majo, s�... un poco bizco. - No es bizco, lo que pasa es que tiene una mirada muy tierna. - S�, en eso tienes raz�n, me fij� el otro d�a, cuando miraba a Marta. - No la miraba a ella, me miraba a m�. -�Ves como es bizco? El colmo es que las t�as consideran que tienen una relaci�n "superespecial" con un t�o cuando pueden dormir con �l en la misma cama y que no pase nada.

Pero bueno, �lo "superespecial" no ser�a que s� pasara algo? Un d�a despu�s de una fiesta, te quedas ayud�ndola a recoger, como haces siempre, y cuando acab�is, ella dice: - Huy, es muy tarde, �por qu� no te quedas a dormir? - �Y donde duermo? - Pues en mi cama. - A ti te tiemblan las piernas: "��sta es mi noche, se han alineado los planetas!" Al rato te das cuenta de que no son precisamente los planetas los que se han alineado, porque ella, como sois amigos, con toda la confianza, se que queda en camiseta y bragas, y t�, visto lo visto piensas: "Me voy atener que quedar en calzoncillos... con la alineaci�n de planetas que llevo encima". As� es que te metes en la cama de un brinco y doblas las rodillas para disimular. Ella se mete, te pega el culo y te dice: "Hasta ma�ana". Y se duerme! "Pero bueno, �c�mo se ha podido dormir tan pronto? �Pero esta t�a no reza ni nada?". �Estas acostado con la t�a que te gusta! Al principio no te atreves moverte, para no tocar nada. Sabes que si en ese momento hicieran un concurso, nadie podr�a ganarte: eres el t�o mas caliente del mundo. Y que larga se te hace la noche! Te vienen a la cabeza un mont�n de preguntas:

"�Tocar una teta con el hombro ser� de mal amigo? �Y si es la teta la que me toca a m�?". Pero despu�s de muchas horas ya solo te haces una pregunta: �Ser� realmente gilipollas?". No puedes creer que est�is en la misma cama y no vaya a pasar nada. Conf�as en que en cualquier momento se d� la vuelta y te diga: "Venga tonto, que ya has sufrido bastante, �hazme tuya!". Pero no. A las t�as nunca les parece que hayas sufrido bastante. Y mira que sufres... Porque tienes toda la sangre del cuerpo acumulada en el mismo sitio. Se han dado casos de hombres que han llegado a reventar.

Pero ah� no termina tu humillaci�n. A las siete de la ma�ana suena el timbre de la puerta: �Ay, es Oscar! �Oscar? �Pero no le hab�as dejado? Ya te contar�, que ahora tengo prisa. Se me olvid� decirte que iba a traer su perro, porque como nos vamos a Baqueira, yo te dije que el perro mejor que contigo no iba a estar con nadie. �Qu� tu eres un amigo! Tienes mala cara, �has dormido bien? Y ah� te quedas con el perro, que �se s� que es el mejor amigo del hombre

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

No tio no!

La peor frase que te puede decir una tia es....!

"��Est� dentro??" :meparto::meparto::meparto::meparto::meparto:

Birras i salut para todos!

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Hola

Juan y Mar�a se casan pero como no les alcanza el dinero, se quedan a pasar la Luna De Miel en casa de los padres de Juan.
En la ma�ana, Jorgito, el hermanito de Juan, baja a tomar su desayuno.
Cuando esta a punto de salir de casa rumbo a la escuela, le pregunta a su mam� si Juan y Mar�a ya se levantaron.
Ella dice que no.
Jorgito le dice: - '�Quieres saber lo que yo creo?'
Su madre le dice: - 'Eso no te importa, !Anda a la Escuela!'
Horas despu�s Jorgito regresa de la escuela, y le vuelve a preguntar a su madre: - '�Ya bajaron Juan y Mar�a?
La mam� responde, 'No' Jorgito le dice: - '�Quieres saber lo que yo
pienso?'
La madre le vuelve a decir: - 'Eso no te importa. ���Termina de almorzar y haz los deberes!!!'
Largo rato despu�s, Jorgito regresa a casa de haber jugado con sus amiguitos y pregunta nuevamente: '�Ya bajaron Juan y Mar�a?'
Su mam� le dice, 'No' Jorgito vuelve a preguntar: - '�Quieres saber lo que yo creo?'

Esta vez la madre, cansada, le dice: - 'Esta bien, dime qu� piensas'.

Jorgito responde: - 'Bueno, anoche Juan vino a mi habitaci�n y me pidi�
vaselina.
Y yo CREO que en la oscuridad le di el pegamento de mis maquetas'

salud :brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Cuentan que en la Santa Cena, estando Jes�s con sus disc�pulos, Judas le dijo al Maestro: Picha, mira que rayitas m�s g�ay he preparado. Jes�s por dos veces le dijo que El ten�a que dar ejemplo con sus actos y no quer�a probar. Pero a la tercera proposici�n, por no ser un malaje, acerc� la nariz y...justo en ese momento le vino un estornudo y mando todo el costo a la mierda. Entonces, se levant� Judas y, mirando a los dem�s disc�pulos, dijo... �No es p� matarlo ?

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Eso es una tia o el tunel del guadarrama???? :nosabo:

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O que uno tiene un cacahuete, una de dos!! :cunao::cunao:

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Dos amigos se encuentran:

- � De d�nde vienes ?
- De la consulta del m�dico.
- � Vaya ! � Y acert� con lo que ten�as ?
- Casi acierta. Llevaba 100 euros y me cobr� 95.

:brindis::brindis:

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Hola

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4. "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?" - A romantic ballad that reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
5. "Please Forgive Me" - A soulful rock song that showcases Adams' vocal range and emotional depth.

A Word of Caution: The Risks of Torrent Downloads

While torrent downloads may seem like a convenient option, it's essential to be aware of the potential risks involved. Downloading copyrighted content without permission can infringe on the artist's and record label's rights, potentially leading to fines or other penalties. Additionally, torrent files can sometimes contain malware or viruses, which can harm your computer or compromise your personal data.

Conclusion

"The Best of Me" is a testament to Bryan Adams' enduring legacy as a rock music icon. With its diverse selection of timeless hits, this compilation is a must-have for any music lover. If you're looking to download the album via torrent, be sure to exercise caution and consider the potential risks involved. Alternatively, you can explore official digital music stores or streaming platforms, which offer a safe and convenient way to access Adams' incredible discography.

Stream or Buy "The Best of Me" Legally

If you prefer to support the artist and the music industry, you can stream or purchase "The Best of Me" through various digital music platforms, such as: "The Best of Me" is a major greatest

• Apple Music
• Spotify
• Google Play Music
• Amazon Music
• YouTube Music

By choosing to stream or buy the album through official channels, you'll not only be enjoying Bryan Adams' incredible music but also contributing to the music industry's continued growth and creativity.

While searching for torrent downloads might seem like a quick way to get your hands on Bryan Adams' 1999 compilation album, The Best of Me, there are much safer and more supportive ways to enjoy his classic hits. Torrenting copyrighted music can expose your device to security risks like malware and often violates copyright laws.

Instead of a risky download, you can find the complete album through official, high-quality channels:

Streaming Services: Listen to the full album safely on Spotify or YouTube, where the artist is directly supported through your plays.

Digital Purchase: For permanent offline access, you can download the album in high-quality formats from Qobuz or Amazon Music.

Physical Media: If you're a collector, retailers like CCMusic.com and eBay often stock the original CD, which sometimes includes exclusive video content or special "Tour Edition" tracks. Why The Best of Me is Worth a Listen

Released as Adams' second major compilation, this album serves as a perfect bridge between his high-energy 80s rock and his softer 90s ballads. It features:

What Are Bryan Adams' 5 Biggest US Hits? - American Songwriter

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The Search for "The Best of Me": Navigating the Digital pursuit of Bryan Adams

The search query "the best of me bryan adams torrent download betterl" represents a specific kind of modern digital behavior. It is a direct, keyword-driven attempt to bypass traditional gatekeepers and access a curated piece of music history instantly. While the query contains a likely typo—"betterl" instead of "better"—the intent is clear: the user wants a high-quality, comprehensive collection of Bryan Adams’ hits without the friction of paid platforms.

The Allure of the "Best Of" Compilation At the heart of this search is the album The Best of Me, released in 1999. For many music fans, this compilation represents the definitive Bryan Adams collection. It captures the Canadian rocker at his commercial peak, housing stadium anthems like "Summer of '69," "Run to You," and the colossal power ballad "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You."

For a generation that grew up buying CDs, a "Greatest Hits" album was a curated experience. Searching for a torrent of this specific album is an attempt to recapture that curated list, rather than relying on algorithmic streaming suggestions. It suggests a desire for a fixed, offline library—a digital artifact that feels more permanent than a Spotify playlist.

The "Torrent" Culture and Digital Archiving The inclusion of the word "torrent" in the search is significant. It hearkens back to an era of peer-to-peer file sharing that dominated the early 2000s. While streaming services have largely supplanted downloading for the average listener, the torrent method persists for several reasons:

1. Quality Control: Audiophiles often prefer torrenting FLAC or high-bitrate MP3 files to ensure sound quality that streaming services compress.
2. Offline Access: In an era of spotty connections and subscription fees, owning the file ensures the music is yours forever.
3. Availability: Sometimes, specific remasters or album art scans are easier to find via torrents than on official streaming platforms.

Decoding "Betterl" The typo "betterl" likely stems from the user seeking the best quality—perhaps trying to type "better quality" or "best quality." This points to a discerning listener. They aren't just looking for the song; they are looking for a high-fidelity version of the song. It highlights a frustration with low-quality uploads on YouTube or compressed streams, driving the user to the "wild west" of torrent sites to find a superior audio experience.

Conclusion While the method of searching for a torrent download may feel retro to some, it underscores a timeless desire for music fans: to own the songs that define their lives. Whether on vinyl, CD, or a downloaded digital folder, the legacy of Bryan Adams' The Best of Me remains strong enough that listeners are still actively hunting for the perfect copy, ensuring the "Summer of '69" plays on, uninterrupted.

Released in 1999, Bryan Adams' The Best of Me compilation bridges his 1980s rock roots with 1990s ballads, featuring hit tracks like "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" and new songs, including the title track. The album is available for streaming on Spotify and Apple Music, or for high-fidelity download via Qobuz.

The Best of Me: Bryan Adams' Greatest Hits - A Timeless Collection

Bryan Adams is a name synonymous with rock music. With a career spanning over four decades, the Canadian singer-songwriter has left an indelible mark on the music industry. One of his most popular compilations, "The Best of Me", is a treasure trove of hits that showcase Adams' remarkable talent and versatility. In this article, we'll explore the album's significance, its standout tracks, and why it's a must-have for any music enthusiast. We'll also discuss the various ways to access this iconic album, including torrent download options.

A Brief Overview of Bryan Adams' Career

Bryan Adams' music career began in the late 1970s, and he rose to fame in the 1980s with his debut album "Bryan Adams". However, it was his third album, "Cuts Like a Knife", that brought him mainstream success. The album spawned several hit singles, including the title track and "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?".

Throughout his career, Adams has released numerous chart-topping albums and singles, including "Reckless", "Summer of '69", and "Everything I Do (I Do It for You)". His music has been praised for its catchy hooks, memorable lyrics, and Adams' distinctive vocals.

The Best of Me: A Compilation of Hits

Released in 1994, "The Best of Me" is a greatest hits album that features 17 of Bryan Adams' most popular songs. The compilation spans his entire career, from his early days to his most recent hits at the time. The album was a commercial success, topping the charts in several countries, including Canada, Australia, and the UK.

The album's tracklist is a testament to Adams' remarkable songwriting skills and his ability to craft songs that resonate with listeners. Some of the standout tracks include:

• "Summer of '69"
• "Everything I Do (I Do It for You)"
• "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"
• "Cuts Like a Knife"
• "Can't Stop This Thing We Started"

Why The Best of Me is a Must-Have

"The Best of Me" is more than just a compilation of hits; it's a collection of timeless songs that have become an integral part of rock music history. The album showcases Adams' ability to craft songs that are both catchy and meaningful, with lyrics that explore themes of love, heartbreak, and self-discovery.

The album's diversity is also noteworthy, featuring a range of upbeat rock tracks, ballads, and mid-tempo songs. This variety ensures that there's something for everyone, making "The Best of Me" a must-have for fans of rock music.

Torrent Download Options

For those interested in accessing "The Best of Me", there are several torrent download options available. However, before we dive into that, it's essential to acknowledge the importance of supporting artists and the music industry.

That being said, if you're looking for a torrent download, you can try the following:

• BetterL: BetterL is a popular torrent site that offers a wide range of music, movies, and software. You can search for "The Best of Me Bryan Adams torrent" on the site and download the album in various formats, including MP3 and FLAC.
• The Pirate Bay: Another well-known torrent site, The Pirate Bay, also offers a copy of "The Best of Me" for download. Be sure to verify the file's integrity and check the site's terms of use before downloading.
• TorrentDownloads: TorrentDownloads is another site that offers a copy of the album. You can search for the album's title and filter the results by file type, size, and seeders.

Conclusion

"The Best of Me" is a remarkable compilation of hits that showcases Bryan Adams' incredible talent and contributions to rock music. The album's diverse tracklist, catchy hooks, and memorable lyrics make it a must-have for fans of the genre.

While torrent download options are available, it's essential to consider supporting artists and the music industry through official channels, such as purchasing the album or streaming it on platforms like Spotify or Apple Music.

Whether you're a longtime fan or just discovering Bryan Adams' music, "The Best of Me" is an excellent starting point for exploring his remarkable discography. So, go ahead and experience the best of Bryan Adams' music – you won't be disappointed!

I'm assuming you're looking for information on the song "Looking into the Best of Me" by Bryan Adams, possibly from a torrent download site. However, I want to encourage you to explore alternative and safe ways to access music.

About the Song: "Looking into the Best of Me" is a song from Bryan Adams' 2017 album, "Believe Me: The Hardest Part." The song is an upbeat rock track that features Adams' signature vocals and guitar work.

Safe and Legal Music Streaming Options: Instead of searching for torrent downloads, consider using legitimate music streaming services to access Bryan Adams' music. Some popular options include:

1. Spotify: Offers a vast music library, including Bryan Adams' discography.
2. Apple Music: Features a comprehensive collection of Adams' songs, including "Looking into the Best of Me."
3. Amazon Music: Provides various streaming options, including a free tier with ads.

Why Choose Legal Music Streaming: By using legitimate music streaming services, you'll not only ensure your safety from potential malware and viruses but also support the artists and the music industry as a whole.

If you're interested in exploring more of Bryan Adams' music, I recommend checking out his official website or social media channels for updates on his latest releases and projects.

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If you are looking for information on Bryan Adams ' second greatest hits compilation, The Best of Me, it serves as a definitive bridge between his 1980s arena-rock roots and his 1990s chart-dominating ballads. 💿 Album Overview

Released internationally in 1999 and later in the U.S. in 2002, the album includes 15 tracks that represent the "best" of his career up to that point.

Signature Track: The title song, "The Best of Me ," was a new addition for this release and became a staple of his live shows.

The Big Ballads: Features his massive soundtrack hits like "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You " (from Robin Hood) and "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?" (from Don Juan DeMarco).

Rock Anthems: Includes timeless classics like "Summer of '69 " and "Run to You ". 🎵 Essential Tracklist Song Title Original Source The Best of Me New Track Can't Stop This Thing We Started Waking Up the Neighbours Summer of '69 Reckless Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman? 18 'Til I Die (Everything I Do) I Do It for You Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves When You're Gone (ft. Melanie C) On a Day Like Today Please Forgive Me So Far So Good

[Full tracklist details are available on Wikipedia and Bryan Adams Wiki .] 💡 Where to Listen "Summer of '69" - A nostalgic summer anthem

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The album is available for high-quality digital download on the iTunes Store Physical Copies:

For the best audio quality, you can often find used or new CDs on About "The Best of Me"

Released in 1999, this compilation features 15 of Bryan Adams' most iconic hits, including: "Summer of '69" "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" "Please Forgive Me"

The title track, "The Best of Me," which was a new release at the time.

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The Best of Me: Bryan Adams' Greatest Hits - A Timeless Collection

Bryan Adams is a name synonymous with rock music. With a career spanning over four decades, the Canadian singer-songwriter has left an indelible mark on the music industry. One of his most popular and enduring releases is "The Best of Me," a compilation album that showcases the best of Adams' work. In this article, we'll explore the album's background, its standout tracks, and why it's a must-have for any Bryan Adams fan. We'll also discuss the convenience of having a torrent download option, specifically with BetterL.

Background and Release

"The Best of Me" was released in 1994, during the height of Bryan Adams' career. The album was a commercial success, compiling some of his most popular and critically acclaimed tracks from his previous albums. The collection features 17 tracks, including hits like "Summer of '69," "Everything I Do (I Do It for You)," and "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"

The album was released under the A&M Records label and was produced by Bryan Adams and his longtime collaborator, Bob Clearmountain. The compilation was a strategic move by Adams' team to provide a one-stop shop for fans and new listeners alike, showcasing the best of his work up to that point.

Standout Tracks

"The Best of Me" features a diverse range of tracks that highlight Adams' ability to craft catchy, memorable songs. Some of the standout tracks include:

1. "Summer of '69" - A classic rock anthem that has become synonymous with summer nostalgia.
2. "Everything I Do (I Do It for You)" - A power ballad that showcases Adams' vocal range and emotional delivery.
3. "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?" - A soulful, blues-inspired track that features Adams' storytelling prowess.
4. "Please Forgive Me" - A heartfelt ballad that highlights Adams' ability to craft a compelling, emotional song.

Why It's a Must-Have

"The Best of Me" is a must-have for any Bryan Adams fan for several reasons:

1. Comprehensive Collection: The album provides a comprehensive overview of Adams' work, featuring some of his most popular and enduring tracks.
2. Timeless Music: The songs on "The Best of Me" have stood the test of time, remaining popular and relevant even decades after their initial release.
3. Iconic Artist: Bryan Adams is an iconic artist with a legacy that continues to inspire new generations of musicians and fans.

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Title: A Critical Analysis of Bryan Adams' "The Best of Me" Album and its Enduring Popularity

Introduction

Bryan Adams is a renowned Canadian singer-songwriter and musician who has been active in the music industry for over four decades. With a diverse discography spanning multiple genres, Adams has established himself as one of the most successful and enduring artists of our time. One of his most popular albums, "The Best of Me," was released in 1994 and features a compilation of his greatest hits. This paper will explore the album's background, its significance in Adams' career, and the factors contributing to its lasting popularity.

Background and Release

"The Best of Me" is a greatest hits album that was released on March 15, 1994. The album was certified 4x Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) and features some of Adams' most iconic songs, including "Summer of '69," "Everything I Do (I Do It for You)," and "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?" The album was a commercial success, reaching number one on the US Billboard 200 chart and spawning several hit singles.

Tracklist and Significance

The album's tracklist includes:

1. "Summer of '69"
2. "Everything I Do (I Do It for You)"
3. "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"
4. "The Best of Me"
5. "Do I Have to Say Goodbye?"
6. "I'll Do It All Again"
7. "Let's Go"
8. "Can't Stop"
9. "Hidin' from the Sun"
10. "Tossin' and Turnin'"

Each of these tracks represents a significant moment in Adams' career, showcasing his ability to craft catchy, memorable songs that resonate with listeners.

Factors Contributing to Enduring Popularity

Several factors have contributed to the enduring popularity of "The Best of Me":

1. Timeless songwriting: Adams' songs have a timeless quality, with themes of love, heartbreak, and self-discovery continuing to resonate with listeners across generations.
2. Crossover appeal: The album's blend of rock, pop, and adult contemporary styles has helped it appeal to a broad audience, transcending genre boundaries.
3. Iconic hits: The album features some of Adams' most iconic hits, which have become ingrained in popular culture.

Conclusion

The Best of Me by Bryan Adams: A Timeless Hit

"The Best of Me" is a power ballad by Canadian rock singer Bryan Adams, released in 1997 as part of his album "MTV Unplugged". The song was written by Bryan Adams and Robert John "Mutt" Lange, and it's a heartfelt reflection on a past relationship. The song peaked at number one on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart and has since become one of Adams' signature songs.

Downloading "The Best of Me" by Bryan Adams: Legitimate Options

If you're interested in downloading "The Best of Me" by Bryan Adams, there are several legitimate options available:

1. Streaming Services: You can stream "The Best of Me" on popular music streaming platforms like Spotify, Apple Music, or Google Play Music. These services offer high-quality audio and a vast music library, including Bryan Adams' discography.
2. Digital Music Stores: You can purchase and download "The Best of Me" from digital music stores like iTunes, Amazon Music, or Google Play Music. These stores offer a wide selection of songs, including Adams' hits.
3. Official Website: You can also visit Bryan Adams' official website, which may offer downloads or streaming options for his music, including "The Best of Me".

Torrent Download: Risks and Concerns

Regarding torrent downloads, I want to emphasize that using torrents to download copyrighted content without permission is illegal and can pose risks to your device and personal data. Here's why:

1. Copyright Infringement: Downloading copyrighted content, such as music, without permission is a copyright infringement.
2. Malware and Viruses: Torrent files can contain malware or viruses, which can harm your device or compromise your personal data.
3. Security Risks: Using torrent clients can expose your IP address and device to security risks.

Better Alternatives

Instead of using torrents, consider the following better alternatives:

1. Support the Artist: Purchase Bryan Adams' music, including "The Best of Me", from official channels to support the artist and the music industry.
2. Stream Legally: Stream "The Best of Me" on legitimate music streaming platforms to enjoy high-quality audio while supporting the artist and the music industry.

In conclusion, while "The Best of Me" by Bryan Adams is a timeless hit, it's essential to prioritize legitimate and safe options when downloading or streaming music. By choosing official channels, you support the artist and the music industry while ensuring your device and personal data remain secure.

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Hola, sin polemicas, � vale ?

Llam� Pascual Maragall (cuando presid�a la Generalidad), a Alberto Ru�z Gallard�n, Alcalde de Madrid:

- Alberto, quisiera hacer un negocio contigo.

- Si como no, Pascual . �Qu� se te ofrece?

- Pues mira, nuestras f�bricas de condones cerraron y estamos ya que... Quer�a saber si nos puedes mandar un pedido de �100.000 condones?

- Puess... s� como no, Pascual.

- �Pero te puedo pedir un favor?

- �Cu�l?

- Que sean todos de color azulgrana. �T� sabes, no? Y lo m�s importante, que tengan una medida de 25 cent�metros de largo y 6 de di�metro.

Ruiz Gallard�n se queda asombrado por las medidas que pide el catal�n. "Joder con los catalinos", piensa Alberto. Total que le responde:

- Bueno Pascual, llamar� a un amiguete m�o para que los haga y te los mande.

- �Muchas gracias Alberto!

Despu�s de hablar con el presidente de la Generalidad, el Alcalde de Madrid hace la llamada al due�o de una compa��a de condones.

- �Qu� pasa Isidro? Soy Gallard�n. Mira, que te tengo un trabajito...

- �Si? �De qu� se trata?

- Pues me llam� el presidente de la Generalidad y dice que quiere un pedido de condones azulgrana, con una medida de 25 cent�metros de largo y 6 de di�metro.

- �Pero co�o! �Qu� se cree? Para m� que lo hace s�lo por presumir y son puras mentiras.

- Seguro, querido Isidro, pero paga, as� que de todos modos hazlos.

- Bueno, pues as� ser�. �Alg�n otro favorcito Alcalde?

- S�. Por favor, quiero que rotules en cada cond�n:

FABRICADO EN MADRID
TALLA: PEQUE�A

salud :brindis:

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Humor ingl�s
Celebraci�n del 90 cumplea�os de Miss Sophie
como cada a�o, con sus amigos que ya han fallecido y solo quedan la Miss y su mayordomo James.
Los actores est�n sublimes.....:tequiero:

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x5zld2

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Entra un se�or a un negocio de articulos deportivos totalmente desnudo, solo con zapatillas puestas.
El vendedor le pregunta: en que lo puedo ayudar?
El cliente dice: vengo a comprar esa bicicleta que esta en la marquesina y que vale 1000euros. Aqu� tiene los 500euros.
A lo que el vendedor le dice: el precio es 1000 y el cliente le contesta:
C�mo 1000' si sobre la bici hay un cartel que dice:
50 % off en pelotas y zapatillas...

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Las 4 botellas que usa un hombre en el transcurso de su vida...

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M�gico, Monet
volcad el tintero y dejaros llevar....
buen finde.

http://www.monet2010.com/fr#/voyage/

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Me encanta Claude Monet (y todo el Impresionismo) pero clico el link... y no veo nada...


Buen finde para ti tambi�n :brindis:

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Pues verse, se ve:santo::adoracion::santo:

:brindis: int�ntalo de nuevo.

http://www.monet2010.com/fr#/voyage/

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:nop:
S�lo una pantalla gris.
A veces ocurre (y con los v�deos m�s a menudo) que algunos sitios est�n vedados para determinados pa�ses por cuestiones de copyright. Quiz�s este sea el caso.
De todos modos, muchas gracias Chiqui! :brindis::brindis:

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debe ser la maxima expresion del arte,que no se vea:meparto:

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UNO RAPIDITO

Jos� quer�a desesperadamente tener sexo con Ana, una chica de su oficina, pero ella estaba saliendo con otro.
Un d�a Jos� se sent�a tan frustrado que fue hacia ella y le dijo:
"Te doy mil euros si me dejas hacerte el amor".
Ana le miro y dijo: "Ni hablar!".
Jos� respondi�: "Lo har� super r�pido. Te dejo el dinero en el suelo, t� te agachas, y habr� terminado en cuanto lo recojas".
Ella lo pens� por un momento y le dijo que lo consultar�a con su novio, as� que le llama y le explica la situaci�n.
Su novio le dice: "Recoge el dinero lo m�s r�pido que puedas. Ni siquiera le dar� tiempo de bajarse los pantalones.
A ella le parece razonable y acepta la proposici�n.
Despu�s de 45 minutos, llama a su novio y este le pregunta: "�Qu� ha pasado?"
Ella, con la respiraci�n muy agitada, le responde:
"�Aqu� estoy todav�a... El muy cabr�n me lo ha dejado todo en calderilla!
:burlon::cunao:

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El consejo del profesional

�o ir�a mejor en el hilo del erotismo?

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Informes hospitalarios que pasar�n a la posteridad. Frases sacadas de historiales m�dicos o de informes reales.

* El paciente no tiene historial de suicidios.

* El paciente rechaz� la autopsia.


* Resbal� en el hielo y sus piernas fueron en direcciones opuestas a primeros de diciembre.

* Para cuando se le ingres�, su coraz�n hab�a dejado de latir y se encontraba mucho mejor.

* Al segundo d�a, la rodilla estaba mucho mejor y al tercero hab�a desaparecido completamente.

* El paciente se ha dejado los gl�bulos blancos en otro hospital.

* La paciente experimenta dolor en el pecho si se tumba de lado izquierdo durante un a�o.

* El paciente est� deprimido desde que comenz� a visitarme, en 1983.

* El historial m�dico del paciente ha sido insignificante, con un aumento de peso de un kilo durante los �ltimos tres d�as.

* La paciente no para de llorar. Tambi�n parece que est� deprimida.

* La paciente dej� el hospital sinti�ndose mucho mejor, salvo por sus dolencias originales.

* Sujeto var�n de sesenta y nueve a�os, decr�pito pero de aspecto sano. Estado mental activo, pero olvidadizo.

* La paciente expir� en el suelo tranquilamente.

* La piel estaba h�meda y seca.

* El beb� sali�, se cort� el cord�n umbilical y se le entreg� al pediatra, que respir� y llor� de inmediato.

* El examen rectal revel� una tiroides de tama�o normal.

* La paciente tubo gofres para desayunar y anorexia para comer.

* Afirm� que hab�a sufrido estre�imiento durante casi toda su vida, hasta 1989, cuando se divorci�.

* El paciente presenta dolores de cabeza ocasionales, constantes e infrecuentes.

* El paciente gozaba de buena salud, hasta que su avioneta se qued� sin combustible y se estrell�.

* El examen de los genitales result� negativo, excepto por el pie derecho.

* El paciente vive con su madre, su padre y una tortuga como mascota, que acude a clases de formaci�n profesional tres veces por semana.

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Gracias Chiqui :gracias:
es precioso...
es una de las mejores preciosidades que he visto por internet y
adem�s resulta que Monet me encanta...

yo lo veo perfecto, es una joya de presentaci�n, es interactivo y funciona de maravilla
vale la pena que intent�is cargarlo otra vez

MONET
y seguir las instrucciones que aparecen en franc�s :sip:( es lo que hay...)
de clica aqu� o alla o arrastra el tintero para volcarlo, etc..
Gracias Chiqui :gracias:

:brindis:Copas de cava bien fresquito para tod@s:brindis:

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Realmente la mejor presentaci�n interactiva que he visto..Sublime!!!:adoracion::cid5::gracias:

GRACIS CHIQUI!!!

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�Precioso! Vale la pena verlo.

:cid5::cid5::cid5:

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Estupendo Monet

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Hola

UNA PROFESORA EN UNA ESCUELA LES DA COMO DEBERES A SUS ALUMNOS INVESTIGAR DE QUE MANERA FUNCIONA EL PAIS.

POR LA TARDE AL LLEGAR A CASA UNOS DE LOS NI�OS PREGUNTA: PAPA, COMO FUNCIONA ESPA�A???

---- TE LO VOY A EXPLICAR CON UN EJEMPLO, COGE TU CUADERNO Y ESCRIBE:

MI PAPA ES EL GOBIERNO, PORQUE EN CASA MANDA EL.

MI MAMA ES LA LEY, PORQUE ELLA IMPONE EL ORDEN.

MI ABUELA ES LA PRENSA, PORQUE ESTA ENTERADA DE TODO.

LA EMPLEADA ES EL PUEBLO, PORQUE HACE EL TRABAJO DURO...
y el ni�o dice...

Y YO SOY LA JUVENTUD Y MI HERMANITO ES LA ESPERANZA DEL MA�ANA!

------- AHI ESTA,!! YA TIENES TU TAREA RESUELTA-

--A MEDIA NOCHE, EL NI�O SE LEVANTA AL BA�O Y ESCUCHA RUIDOS
EN EL CUARTO DE SERVICIO Y SORPRENDE A SU PADRE CON LA SE�ORA DE LA LIMPIEZA,
ASUSTADO CORRE AL CUARTO DE SU MADRE Y LA ENCUENTRA DORMIDA
- VA A LA HABITACION DE SU ABUELITA PERO ESTA SE ENCUENTRA VIENDO LA TELEVISION.
AL VOLVER A SU HABITACION ENCUENTRA A SU HERMANITO
CON EL PA�AL SUCIO Y EXCLAMA CON ASOMBRO,

AHORA ENTIENDO TODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EL GOBIERNO SE FOLLA AL PUEBLO,
MIENTRAS LA LEY DUERME COMO UN TRONCO.
LA PRENSA PIERDE EL TIEMPO EN TONTERIAS,
LA JUVENTUD DEAMBULA DESORIENTADA Y NADIE LE HACE CASO...
Y LA ESPERANZA DEL MA�ANA ESTA DE MIERDA HASTA EL CUELLO!


salud :brindis:

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Asaltan una joyer�a de madrugadaen Gij�n y la "poli" necesita un sospechoso.
- Entonces encuentran a un borracho cerca del lugar y lo llevan a comisar�a.
- All� lo bajan al s�tano y un "poli" empieza a meterle la cabeza en un cubo de agua.
- Cuando el borracho esta casi sin aire, el" poli" lo saca y le pregunta:
- -�donde est�n las joyas?
- El borracho balbucea intentando coger aire y respirar,
- pero el "poli" repite la operaci�n tres veces,
- hasta que la cuarta lo saca.
- El borracho, apunto de morir ahogado,
- empieza a jadear tomando aire y el "poli" repite:
- -�Donde est�n las joyas?
- Y el borracho le contesta:
- -� Cag�n mi madre, contrata a un buzo que yo no las veo!!

--:brindis:

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Venezia de paseo
virtual, pero vale la pena:tequiero:

http://www.ocholeguas.com/2011/01/25...295955769.html

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Chiqui, no me lo tomes a mal. Los dos �ltimos enlaces que has puesto son una pasada de chulos pero �no crees que estar�an mejor en otro post que no fuera el de los chistes? Seguro que mucha m�s gente podr�a disfrutar de ellos.

:brindis:

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Hola

Una ma�ana, un tipo, apreciaba su cuerpo frente al espejo, not� que hab�a tomado un bonito bronceado, menos en el pene y decide hacer algo para remediarlo.
Fue a la playa, se desnud�, se enterr� completamente en la arena,
exceptuando el pene, para que se le pudiera broncear con el sol.

Un rato m�s tarde, pasan dos ancianas, una de ellas se apoyaba en un bast�n para caminar mejor.

De pronto, una ve 'el pene' emergiendo de la arena y empieza a tocarlo con el bast�n.
Despu�s le dice a su amiga: !Realmente el mundo no es justo Juanita!'
�Que quieres decir?', pregunta la amiga...

Cuando ten�a 20 , estaba curiosa por verlo;
Cuando ten�a 30 , lo disfrute;
Cuando ten�a 40, lo ped�a;
Cuando ten�a 50, pagu� por �l;
Cuando ten�a 60, rogu� por �l;
Cuando tuve 70, se me olvid� que exist�a;
y, ahora que tengo 80, esas MIERDAS crecen silvestres y yo...

"Ya no me puedo agachar"

salud :brindis:

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Hola

Dos irlandeses, Shamus y Murphy, deciden salir a dar una vuelta por las
> calles de Dublin, con ganas de tomarse unas pintas de cerveza. El gran
> problema es que, entre los dos, s�lo tienen un euro.
> Murphy le dice a Shamus:
>
> �Tengo una gran idea! -y se va a la carnicer�a de la esquina, de donde sale
> con una salchicha enorme.
> Shamus le comenta:
>
> �Est�s loco?, ahora nos hemos quedado sin dinero.
>
> No te preocupes, �s�gueme!
>
> Entran en un pub y Murphy pide dos pintas de Guinness y dos copas de Jameson
> Irish Whiskey. Shamus le reclama:
>
> T� te has vuelto loco. �Te das cuenta del l�o en que nos has metido?. �No
> tenemos dinero para pagar!
>
> Y Murphy le contesta sonriendo:
>
> No te preocupes, que tengo un plan. �Salud!
>
> Se terminan las pintas y las copas y Murphy dice:
>
> Voy a meterme la salchicha en el pantal�n y la sacar� por la cremallera. T�
> te arrodillas y te la metes en la boca.
>
> El barman los ve, se pone hist�rico y los echa del pub.
> Con el mismo plan van de pub en pub, bebiendo y emborrach�ndose m�s y m�s y
> sin pagar un c�ntimo.
> En el en�simo pub, Shamus le dice a Murphy:
>
> Ya no puedo m�s. Estoy borracho y no soporto el dolor en las rodillas.
>
> Y Murphy le replica:
>
> �Y c�mo crees que me siento yo?... Ya ni recuerdo en qu� pub perd� la
> salchicha...
>
salud :brindis:

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Hola

Este es de una maestra que llega nueva a una escuela
El primer d�a de clase dice la maestra a los alumnos:

-Ma�ana quiero que veng�is con un bocadillo de casa para saber que nivel adquisitivo ten�is en casa.

Al otro d�a la maestra pregunta a uno de los alumnos:
-�T� de que lo trajiste Olayina?
-De jam�n de cerdo asturcelta.
-Muy bien, tu padre debe tener un trabajo muy bueno.
-Yo no tengo padre
-Vaya mujer entonces tu madre
- mi madre es puta
la maestra queda anonadada y entre tanto dice a otro ni�o:
-�A ver tu Col�s, el tuyo de que es?
-El m�o es de jam�n de cerdo asturcelta
-�Y tu padre de que trabaja?
- Mi padre es guardia civil
-Muy bien �y el tuyo Pachin?
-A mi me dan un trozo de pan y una onza de chocolate
-Entonces. �en que trabaja t� padre, que te dan una merienda tan mala?
-Mi padre es camionero, y entre las putas y la guardia civil no entra una perra en casa.

salud :brindis:

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Hola

El peque�o nieto estaba pasando unos d�as con su abuelo. Llevaba un rato jugando afuera con otros ni�os cuando entr� en la casa y le pregunt�:

- ���Abuelo!!!, �c�mo se llama cuando dos personas duermen en el mismo cuarto y una de ellas est� encima de la otra?

El abuelo se qued� un poco sorprendido, pero decidi� decirle la verdad.

- A eso se le llama follar, cari�o...

El peque�o dijo:

- "Ah...!" y sali�.

Al otro d�a lleg� del colegio y le dijo muy enojado:

- Abuelo, �no se llama follar, se llaman LITERAS!... �y la maestra quiere hablar contigo!





salud :brindis:

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un equipo de tv acude a un barrio marginal para hacer un informe sobre nivel cultural.
encuentra a un grupo de jovenes en un banco,de esos de pantalon ancho,caido,y pelo pollo,y hacen la 1� pregunta:
opinion sobre la poesia
respuesta: la poesia,la poesia....vino al barrio y se llevo a mi primo detenido por trafico,robo y arrastrar a una viejita de un tiron.
el reportero dice,no no es eso,esto va de poemas...
y responde el joven:el poema...ese es el poema,como sacamos a mi primo de la carcel:meparto:


buen viernes a todas

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No s� si alguien lo puso ya, pero las cosas del m�rketing siempre me han atra�do:

Llega Manolo corriendo a la tienda de deportes;

desnudo, pero calzado con zapatillas.

>> Ante la sorpresa de los clientes y vendedores,
el encargado le pregunta:"�Qu� necesita, se�or?".

-"Quiero una camiseta como la de Beckham, con
el n�mero 23, como para m�"-, responde Manolo.

>> El encargado toma una camiseta de la talla de
Manolo y la extiende en el mostrador.

-"Pues, �cu�nto vale, hombre?-, pregunta Manolo.

>>-"Son 60 euros"-, responde el dependiente.

-"�La llevo!... Aqu� tiene sus 30 euros- dice Manolo, entusiasmado.

>>"Mi amigo..."-, aclara el dependiente -"...me ha
o�do mal, le dije 60 euros."

-"Lo he o�do perfectamente; aqu� tiene sus 30
Euros y d�me la camiseta"-, insiste Manolo.

>>"�Joder!..."-, exclama el dependiente -"...si le
digo 60, es porque vale 60 y no 30..."Manolo, ya
enojado, responde: "Entonces, �por qu� tienen
ese cartel en la vidriera?"

>>"�A cu�l de ellos se refiere?-, pregunta el
dependiente.

-"A aqu�l que dice:

"EN PELOTAS Y ZAPATILLAS, 50% DE DESCUENTO":meparto:

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Hola

EL SIDA EN LEPE


Fiestas de la Bella, patrona de Lepe.
Plaza del Ayuntamiento abarrotada de gente, esperando el preg�n del alcalde.

Aparece el alcalde en el balc�n y dice:

�Leperos�!, vamos a celebrar las fiestas de nuestra Patrona, pero antes de que empiece el jaleo quiero deciros que teng�is cuidado con lo que hac�is, que os conozco, y sois capaces de cogeros esa cosa tan mala que es el sida.

�Hay que tener precauci�n!� �Por ejemplo !�, �veis lo que tengo en la mano?...
(el alcalde exhibe en su mano derecha una jeringuilla).

�Esta es una jeringuilla de un drogata!,�

�Pues vais a ver lo que hago!�

(El t�o se desabrocha la camisa y empieza a pincharse el pecho�)

�Me pincho una vez, me pincho otra vez,� me vuelvo a pinchar,� y no me pasa n�!

�Y sab�is por qu�?

��� Porque tengo puesto un cond�n !!!


salud :brindis:

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UNO DE LEPE VA A LA FARMACIA A PEDIR UNA CAJA DE 500 PRESERVATIVOS
FARMACEUTICO: SE�OR ACABO DE ABRIR LA ULTIMA QUE ME QUEDABA Y VENDI UNO,ASI QUE SOLO DISPONGO DE 499.
LEPERO:VAYA,YA MA JODIO UD. LA NOCHE


:cunao:

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EN LEPE UN CONCEJAL QUISO PONER LA CONDUCCION COMO EN INGLATERRA
LOS COCHES,A PARTIR DEL DIA SIGUIENTE IRIAN POR LA IZDA.Y DENTRO DE TRES MESES SI LA COSA IBA BIEN SE AMPLIARIA LA NORMA A LOS CAMIONES.:meparto::meparto::meparto: